Saturday, May 14, 2011

Escort - Counterfeit Bills

There comes a time when every escort runs into a con. Have you ever worked 2 or more hours only to find that you were working for free? You would be if you received counterfeit cash! And there is lots of it floating around!

This happened to me for the first time just a few weeks ago. Happy to say that things have been set right and I was paid for services rendered.

He was a guy I seen a couple times before the event. Once again he came over, this time for a 2-hour appointment, and slipped the white envelope into my hands. I did in fact count the money while he was in the shower, a little rushed, I did not look at the bills too closely.

When the gentleman left, I started counting the cash again. This time I was taking my time to add up the amount. You see I love money, the feel of the crisp confetti under my fingertips, its unforgettable scent, and the symbol it carries. And that is when my fingers froze. Something was just not right, the bills felt smooth…

I started moving the note around trying to catch the holographic stripe reflect under the light. Everything looked as normal…the ink on the bill was also raised…

What the bank note did not have was the thin micro fibers that are scattered throughout the paper. The fake money I was holding was not printed on the right paper! That was the only thing that set it apart from a real $100.

The following day, after consulting a friend who confirmed my findings, I wrote an email to my client. In a straightforward manner I explained that the money he paid me with was counterfeit. That I was not certain what would be the best course of action, though I was thinking of taking it to the bank. Where they would ask me for the information of the last person who gave them to me. (This was just an innocent suggestion, but one that would allow him to consider what his next move would be.)

He responded by asking me to hold on to the money and wait until he sees me again. This did not sit well with me. Why should I sit around and wait to see him? When is he going to see me, in a week, two, three weeks? I wrote to him again, this time insisting that we get together as soon as possible. That it was my expectation to pay my bills out of the money I earned during our appointment. And that if we did not set this right I would no longer wish to see him.

He responded pretty quickly. And not only had he replaced my fee, I was rewarded with a generous tip ;)

Therefore I would like to link this post to a few websites that you may find useful. They can be used as a guide in keeping you safe from fake money ;)

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Girl - How Do You Choose A BoyFriend?

I am now on my 14th man, we have been on 4 or 5 dates as of the last 2 weeks. And yesterday he has been over at my pad for dinner. I have not made dinner for a man in years…yea, it’s been roughly 5 years. In preparation for the soup, I bought chicken, celery, carrots, onions, egg noodles and a bunch of condiments. Timing the soup to be ready by 7 PM, it was all cooked and steaming by 6:30.

My ‘date’ was late…

…by an entire hour.

As it turns out, he decided to come out on his motorcycle and it started hailing (and the hail covered the roads like a white blanket of snow). He stopped at a shop and waited, and waited, and waited. All the while calling me on the phone to update me of his whereabouts. Finally, he showed up at my door soaking to his undies.

“You couldn’t wait another two days, could you? It’s going to be hot outside in a couple days.” I said with a smile.

“Yea, I know. I just thought I could deal with the rain. I didn’t know it was going to hail.” He replied.

And after a bit of hugging we at soup, salad and talked about this and that. After cleaning up the dishes, I suggested we watch a movie. A comedy I have seen at least 5 times but one he had not seen. :) I must say, this boy has quite the self-restraint. We sat around watching the movie without any funny business. Some how this pleases me :D And a part of me wonders why we haven’t had the sex?

And when the movie was over, I sat next to him on the couch. He kissed me and urgency deep inside me flared up, the thought of how much I would rather be with someone else right then. What was it? Can’t I stay still and just enjoy being with a person? Why do I lose interest so fast?

Then he left (no sinful acts were performed). I started getting ready for bed, walking around, brushing my teeth, and reading until my eyelids no longer opened as they blink-closed. I lay my head on my pillow and wondered - what is it that I want?

Well first of all, I’m a little freaked out. He seems to constantly be expressing his interest in me. Phrases like, “I love spending time with you”, “I called just to hear your voice”, “I keep thinking about your kisses” seem to always be in the air. And I smile and nod when I hear these things. Last night, he asked me why I enjoy spending time with him? I was almost lost for words, “It makes me feel good.” That’s what I said. Hmmm, is he the type that likes with his ears?

I like things simple, with my feelings in tact. It’s easier to love everyone than to love one person. And why? Because there is a lack of commitment, and commitment is like chains that hold us down. Gah!

Anyway, here is a list of all his desirable attributes:

- Mature (he’s over 35 years old)
- Polite
- Athletic (plays sports)
- Owns 5 motorcycles and 2 cars
- Owns a house
- Pays when we go out
- Dresses well
- Tall and slim

Undesirable attributes:

- Not a good kisser
- Balding (almost half of his head)
- Conservative (views loyalty as high on list of priorities)

And so…let’s just say the “balding” part has put me off. I have always appreciated men with a full head of hair, it’s just more attractive. And the fact that a man is too conservative is also unattractive to me. I have sexually liberated myself! I want to fuck boys and girls when I’m in a relationship. It’s more fun :D

I’d like to ask you, my female readers, what boyfriend attributes are a deal breaker for you?

P.S. This guy thinks I'm a part time bookkeeper part time fitness trainer.