I have always laughed at the concept of male virginity, in secret. Today, I want to share with the world why I laugh at emails like this:
“hey there, i was just curious to see if you would be interested in taking my virginity. im 21 years old, 200lbs, 5'8" tall, clean. looking for a fun first time experience. please let me know. thanks”
First of all boys, I cannot speak for other pros, but as a pro speaking for myself - I don’t care if you are going to lose your virginity, your luggage at the airport, or your stamp collection.
Second of all, why would you really want to ‘lose’ this thing you’ve guarded up until now to a pro? I can’t believe you are being all that honest with yourself, because beating your meat to a skin-mag counts as one flushed down the toilet. Haha
I guess we can say I am a little insensitive, but let me explain! A man’s virginity is nothing like the sound of popping a girl’s cherry. How can it compare to the blood, pain and regret? (well for some) ;) haha
When I broke my hymen (in my very early teens) it was a split minute decision with the first boy I found attractive. I remember how I even tried to lie about having sex in the past. Embarrassed about being a little virgin?? Now where the hell did this feeling come from?
It went something like this (please take notes boys):
“Do you have aids?” I (being the virgin) asked… “No” (non-virgin) replied.
“Okay, just show me what to do” I said (and lay back on the bed).
And that was that.
So boys, please don’t make such a big deal about it. Next time I won’t be so nice and you may find an email in your inbox asking, “Aren’t you embarrassed to be admitting this to me???”