Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Escort - Monster Cocks

In the past few months I have run into a problem that never bothered me before! Matter of fact, until I was paid a visit from Mr. Monster Cock, I thought these kind of dicks only existed in porn movies.

Now, I just want to make things clear…I LUV…yes that’s L. U. V. very BIG cocks. The ones that are 9 inches long, thick and hard! My mouth waters and my pussy starts to purr when I pull on a magnum on those fuckers. One of my ex-favorites had a big penis…and come to think of it every favorite after that always came with a big penis.

Many men with big dicks are puzzled at how I can take it with such pleasure. And honestly, I do not know! I just do…and never cease to amaze them or myself.

Now, just three months ago I had this young 25-year-old guy schedule a session. He walked in, paid his fee and we were off to the bedroom. After removing all his clothing, I pulled down his shorts and out flopped the MONSTER cock. Uhh…okay it was no less than 9 inches long, which wasn’t intimidating. But this thing was thicker than my wrist! I was a bit put off…

With my past experience in mind, I excitedly fumbled with the condom. He gave me a hand (or two) to help stretch the rubber on his anaconda. I asked him to lay down on his back and started lathering on the lube. “Mmmm…I’m going to ride your big hard cock!” I told him as I swung one of my legs over his body and got into cowgirl position. Slowly I started to ease myself on the tip.

Nothing has prepared me for this…I felt like I was being torn apart!!!!! After a few I said with a wink, “I’m going to take it slow.” He wasn’t arguing. After 10 minutes I managed to get myself into a sexual frenzy…I can do that sometimes by pretending that I’m horny out of my mind and I actually get horny out of my mind LMAO

I was jumping on his cock and taking it all the way down to his pubic bone. Only in the depths of my excited state I felt like I was split apart in 6 parts of my vagina. This guy was loud! I mean, louder than most of my visitors. And as much as I got into it, I couldn’t help but wonder what my neighbors were thinking when they heard, “You ‘shorties’ sure know how to fuck!!” He later told me he loves fucking tiny short girls because he wants to find the smallest pussy to cram it up.

Well…all went well until my next appointment. The next guy who started having sex with me (though average in size) felt like excruciating pain! I thought like I was being torn all over again at the seams. I took a day off. Things did not improve. I started feeling sudden attacks of pain deep inside my vagina. And then I was back to work again. Things did not improve!

I went for my regular STD testing at the clinic and told a nurse about my pains. I told her that during intercourse I felt like something is tearing inside me. She took a look, felt around, and told me that everything looked completely healthy. The test results also came back clean.

Only after I had to take time off due to my period that I healed completely! :D

I returned to work after my monthlies and on day two I got a new customer. The guy was fucking packing!!! And maybe not 9 inches long but thicker than Mr. Monster. I started giving the guy a blow job and I couldn’t fit it into my mouth!

“Listen sexy, I don’t think I can do this. You’re too big.” I told him. And I could see him becoming irritated with my response. He asked me to give it a try. I made an attempt in cowgirl, but barely letting him enter me at all. I kept telling him - it hurts.

“Let’s try a different position. Missionary has always seemed to work the best.” He suggested. I agreed and uh…I soo shouldn’t have!!! He pinned me down and started to bust into me…at least he wasn’t doing it too hard but let me say that I was sweating bullets !!!!! Lucky for me, he came super fast and we finished our session.

I have black listed both of these men because I just CANNOT accommodate them.
And so after talking to my lady friends in the business I have come to this conclusion. When a man's equipment is very large and you know you won't be able to take him -

A) Suggest to finish him off in another way - example blow job or hand release.

Or

B) Refund his fee and ask him to leave.

The argument I had with the ladies was - should I ask for some kind of fee even though I have to cancel the session due to his size? And after a long debate on what was the right thing to do…I personally came to this.

Asking for a small tip for the time spent even though there wasn’t any intercourse could cause WAY too many unnecessary problems. Such as bad reviews of being ripped off. Or even sexual assault! It’s better to cut your loses in this situation, and if the guy is a gentleman and understanding he would leave some kinda tip regardless. :)

8 comments:

  1. anaconda. LOL. I laughed all the way through ur post. And I do the sexual frenzy thing too!! LOL. This probably is the most hilarious post I've read on ur blog.

    However I feel sorry about ur pain and I totally understand that. I'm also petite. If I'm not constantly having sex, even a little above average penis will kill me! I don't think I'm particularly tight or something like that, but I guess I have a small opening. Because I don't feel hurt once a big penis enters me, I feel GREAT!!! LOL. But before entering and after just freaking painful to me. I always have to completely lie down and put an ice cube on my pussy to ease the pain for a while and I will bleed from time to time. I tried to put on lots of lubes but it doesn't help much. Seriously it sucks.

    Anyway, I hope you get recovered completely, that way you can have more fun in your job.:-)

    take care x

    E

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  2. Sounds like your 25-year-old MONSTER is a bit of a sadist, looking for the smallest pussies to shove his anaconda into.

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  3. I am glad that I am wonderfully average! HUNG LIKE A WHITE GUY!!!

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  4. Hm....tried to reply on my mobile phone but for some reason it wouldn't publish.

    I'm sorry that these experiences caused you so much pain. I truly hope that you are feeling OK now and will get back to enjoying intercourse sooner rather than later. I tend to feel for men who are very well endowed and have decreased pleasure because of it - they can't help what they are born with. I would have a problem though if the man, knowing he is well endowed, has very rough sex with a girl with the knowledge he is causing her great discomfort. Unless the girl is genuinely into that sort of thing (and believe me, there is a fetish for almost anything out there), I think it's unforgivable.

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  5. Thank you all for commenting! :)

    xoxo

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  6. Is there any way to contact you as a client? Finding women who truely enjoy a 9+" penis is harder to find than you might think.

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  7. @Anonymous:

    Well I'm very flattered you ask but I am also staying anonymous with this blog so...there is no way to contact me as a client. Additionally :) we are most likely separated by a lot of territory and perhaps ocean hehe

    ;)

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  8. If you cant get him off then a refund is due. If he is a gentlemen then he will leave a tip, if not then dont worry about it you are going to black list him anyway. Love your blog, you seem like a really smart women.
    Vinny
    PS: I am not 9in, nice and thick, I think you would like me. :)

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