Thursday, May 10, 2012

Escort - Embarking on a Fun Project

Starting today, I am creating a new folder to save inappropriate, funny, outrageous, and ridiculous messages that I receive from clients (both current and prospective). It is my estimate that in roughly a year I will have a juicy collection of messages for a fun blog entry.

Just to give you an idea of what I'm talking about -

Email sent from Joe: "Hi Sweetie - I want to book a session with you and just wondering if u do the STD tests regularly."

What an appropriate first-time email! As if adding "sweetie" makes up for the rest of the sentence. I guess the other word he forgot was "please".


My response: "Hi Darling - Yes everything is up to date and done on a regular basis. As additional information you may want to know about me - I sing in a church choir every Sunday, volunteer at an animal shelter on Mondays and Wednesdays, and teach 8-year-olds a self-defense class on Fridays.

As for the rest of the time, sugar plum, I meet strange men just for fun!

Now, honey bunny, I was just wondering if you do the colonoscopy test on a yearly basis?

Awaiting your response anxiously!