I am now on my 14th man, we have been on 4 or 5 dates as of the last 2 weeks. And yesterday he has been over at my pad for dinner. I have not made dinner for a man in years…yea, it’s been roughly 5 years. In preparation for the soup, I bought chicken, celery, carrots, onions, egg noodles and a bunch of condiments. Timing the soup to be ready by 7 PM, it was all cooked and steaming by 6:30.
My ‘date’ was late…
…by an entire hour.
As it turns out, he decided to come out on his motorcycle and it started hailing (and the hail covered the roads like a white blanket of snow). He stopped at a shop and waited, and waited, and waited. All the while calling me on the phone to update me of his whereabouts. Finally, he showed up at my door soaking to his undies.
“You couldn’t wait another two days, could you? It’s going to be hot outside in a couple days.” I said with a smile.
“Yea, I know. I just thought I could deal with the rain. I didn’t know it was going to hail.” He replied.
And after a bit of hugging we at soup, salad and talked about this and that. After cleaning up the dishes, I suggested we watch a movie. A comedy I have seen at least 5 times but one he had not seen. :) I must say, this boy has quite the self-restraint. We sat around watching the movie without any funny business. Some how this pleases me :D And a part of me wonders why we haven’t had the sex?
And when the movie was over, I sat next to him on the couch. He kissed me and urgency deep inside me flared up, the thought of how much I would rather be with someone else right then. What was it? Can’t I stay still and just enjoy being with a person? Why do I lose interest so fast?
Then he left (no sinful acts were performed). I started getting ready for bed, walking around, brushing my teeth, and reading until my eyelids no longer opened as they blink-closed. I lay my head on my pillow and wondered - what is it that I want?
Well first of all, I’m a little freaked out. He seems to constantly be expressing his interest in me. Phrases like, “I love spending time with you”, “I called just to hear your voice”, “I keep thinking about your kisses” seem to always be in the air. And I smile and nod when I hear these things. Last night, he asked me why I enjoy spending time with him? I was almost lost for words, “It makes me feel good.” That’s what I said. Hmmm, is he the type that likes with his ears?
I like things simple, with my feelings in tact. It’s easier to love everyone than to love one person. And why? Because there is a lack of commitment, and commitment is like chains that hold us down. Gah!
Anyway, here is a list of all his desirable attributes:
- Mature (he’s over 35 years old)
- Athletic (plays sports)
- Owns 5 motorcycles and 2 cars
- Owns a house
- Pays when we go out
- Dresses well
- Tall and slim
- Not a good kisser
- Balding (almost half of his head)
- Conservative (views loyalty as high on list of priorities)
And so…let’s just say the “balding” part has put me off. I have always appreciated men with a full head of hair, it’s just more attractive. And the fact that a man is too conservative is also unattractive to me. I have sexually liberated myself! I want to fuck boys and girls when I’m in a relationship. It’s more fun :D
I’d like to ask you, my female readers, what boyfriend attributes are a deal breaker for you?
P.S. This guy thinks I'm a part time bookkeeper part time fitness trainer.